Fortune male

Cool calm collective. He seems to be very quiet but is one of the nicest guys you will ever be know. Usually approached by women first but once he is in love he falls too deep.

Sam is such a fortune male.

by HarrisonHarryKat November 24, 2021

jasper male

A person that has acended beond yogurt male to a jasper male. For an exampel a jasper male always chosees woman over man.

Bob: Why is that guy so amazingly cool
Jason: Beacouse he has trancended to a jasper male
Bob: *Gets extreamly horny

by Zproude January 20, 2022

performative male

a male who can fuck anywhere and at anytime.

jimmy: yo françois, where is javier?

francois: oh he’s at the end of the huntington beach pier banging marie

jimmy: with all those people watching! wow; true performative male that javier!

by jimmy_was_a_stimulator September 4, 2025

Smallpha Male

A man who is so convinced of his perceived mental and physical superiority, that he is constantly talking down to people. Prone to mansplaining

Josh is such a smallpha male, because he is trying to compensate for his insecurities

by Hoops Doctor April 24, 2025

male cramps

An erection, boner

Don’t kiss me while we’re on the beach.

Why not?

It gives me male cramps!

by psychonaut22 May 21, 2024

Alpha Male

Idk, probably a dickhead

You know John? He thinks he's a Alpha Male, total bullshit

by Get turned on by gay sex December 29, 2019

Alvar male

"Alvar male" could be defined as a term used to describe a person named Alvar who embodies characteristics typically associated with an alpha male, such as confidence, assertiveness, and leadership qualities. This term could be used humorously or playfully to describe someone named Alvar who is seen as dominant or influential in a social or professional setting. But anyone could be referred to an Alvar male as long as a person named 'Alvar' is in the vicinity.

He is such an alvar male in difficult situations.
Alvar embodies the characteristics of a true alvar male.

by CHWRITER April 20, 2024