Massabesic High School

A school located in Maine crawling with crackheads and thots. Everyone at this school seems to think that juling is a national sport they wear timberlands and flannel like their life depends on it. Don’t bother drinking from the water fountains unless you want to die of lead poisoning. Don’t eat anything at this school either 95% of their food is fake. However nothing is faker at mhs than the people who attend it. Every two weeks or so two wild pot heads will get into a fist fight in the bathroom and the teachers will look the other way and pretend nothing happened.

“Dude what school do you go to?”
“Massabesic high school”
“Ew”

Massabesic High School by Amealinapeel September 15, 2019

mason mount 

best player in the world

he's not quite on the level of "mason mount"

mason mount by moneymase May 7, 2021

Hook Master 

Hook Master = Master of "Hook Wrestling" (or Hook Fighting) aka "Catch Wrestling", usually known today as "Submission Wrestling". In its purest form, Submission Wrestling has NO points, NO rounds and NO time limits. Two grapplers wrestle until one "gives up" or "submits", either voluntarily, or by knock out (eg, passing out from a choke hold).

Hook/Catch/Submission WRESTLING or GRAPPLING uses NO strikes whatsoever, but Hook/Catch/Submission FIGHTING does (puncing, kicking, knees, elbows, headbutts).

Replaces outdated "hooker", which, since the civil war came to mean "prostitute". See HOOKER.

Mr. Goven is a Hook Master. Start a fight with him and you will likely end up unconscious!

Hook Master by The Grapplin' Chaplain August 10, 2006

Clue Master 

Someone who is utterly without a clue, usually funny because they think they know whats going on.

The boss doesn't 'get' that all the dilbert cartoons put up on the office walls are making fun of HIM, what a Clue Master !

Clue Master by Nodamnbody September 12, 2009

Maslin Law

An epiphany of cognition that supersedes all reason. It is akin to thisness and whatness; is the law actually a law, or just the thought of what a law is? You will only know if it has happened, after it has happened. It requires no translation; no correlations; no other relevancy. It just is.

Anything that only makes sense to the person doing it is Maslin Law. For instance, a person who insists on playing a drinking game by a rule or rules which no one has ever heard of, Maslin Law. You can only witness examples of Maslin Law after it has happened.

Maslin Law by Amicus July 21, 2009

Masturbator 

im guessing about...maybe 98% of the world population? maybe just america...

Masturbator by cherrypopscle007 August 15, 2003

massificate 

Used to define something that turned into a popular object of mass consumption.

"Tetris helped massificate videogames in ways unheard..."
- Insert Credit forums.

massificate by Takashi Omoto July 21, 2004