Monkey Slipper

When your girlfriend takes a dump in her hand and lovingly strokes your manhood to ejaculation.

So, my girl had Chipotle yesterday and worked up a wicked feces... so rather than waste the dookie baby that spilled forth from her loins, I recommended she give me a sloppy monkey slipper.

Monkey Slipper by MonkeyDump August 20, 2013

monkey hosing 

Vigorously tugging of your own or a friends foreskin and stretching it a considerable distance. Usually done whilst staring at a banana and grinning like a fool.

His constant monkey hosing risked him being locked up in the zoo.

monkey hosing by DirtyBob April 18, 2015

Monkey Teeth 

A synonym for Hanging Brain. Allegedly attributable to Glenn Occhiogrosso, M.D. Of New York City, U.SA.

James seemed dressed for a decent night out in his shawl collar dinner jacket, until he turned around and revealed he was also sporting monkey teeth.

Monkey Teeth by Occhiocchieyeaye June 29, 2015

Monkey Hut 

A woman's panties or the under garments in which she houses her vagina.

When you wear thin leggings I can see your monkey hut.

Monkey Hut by MoonBlossom October 11, 2015

Monkey see monkey do'd 

When your following another person, but their doing the wrong thing

Damn I wasn't suppose to turn left here. That fool monkey see monkey do'd me

Monkey see monkey do'd by Aunty Wenold October 8, 2016

Monkey dunky 

A monkey (nigger) you can find on the court dunking basketballs and shoving gulf balls up his arse for extreme pleasure

Man that boy is a monkey dunky

Monkey dunky by Monkey dunky November 7, 2016

monkey the bae 

the most sexiest man alive he is dumb but very sexy boy he has the most beatiful girl friend

monkey the bae is the sexiest man alive

monkey the bae by MONKEY THE BAE February 23, 2017