ass master flex

one who is a master at flex ones ass muscles!
How you doing ass master flex
yo dude im flexin ma arse yo!
shizzle ma nizzle ass master
by amander March 31, 2005
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harbor master

After performing the act of docking the role of a male homosexual who gets banged in the ass by an uncircumsized man while giving head to another uncircumsized man then switching them .
Teddy was the harbor master for Guillermo and Spencer's sexual antics. Playing the switch hitter game to make it interesting
by The Prospect December 15, 2007
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stink master funk

Jim Beam drinking bum with the stink nuggets in the fancy pants
by Anonymous April 11, 2003
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Master Batter(s)

An unathletic middle aged fag who lives for intramural softball and is a fag. A big fag. Anyone who is middle aged or older and takes pleasure in beating college students in intramurals. Anyone who cheats by placing all officials and heads of a league on one team and uses their power to get their way. A huge fag.
The Master Batter(s) is hated by everyone for loading the team and being a prick.
by airmail February 24, 2009
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poon master 2005

a word that can be used to describe the biggest wimp you met in a certian year such as gabe was a poon master 2004
Gayson: i dont we should do that my dad might not approve

shaqueef:udeou are such a poon master 2005 i hate you pussy!!!
by shaqueef April 02, 2005
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Phud Master Express

''Phud'' is short for Vagina, the word originates from Punjabi. A ''Phud Master Express'' is known as the master and pro of having sexual intercourse with a woman's vagina in the shortest amount of time. ''Phud Master Express'' is able to have intercourse with a line up of 22 women in just one hour.
Hey see that guy, he's a real Phud Master Express, he's really fucking a lot of girls.

Wow! I wish i could be Phud Master Express! But my mom said i can't have sex until marriage.
by phudmasterexpress2009 July 08, 2009
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Sega Master System

Console released by Sega that OWN3D the console market at the time. Only Mario Bois believed the NCS (Nintendo Crap System) was better.
The SMS own3d the NES like the Playstation own3d the Nintendo 64.
by The Bearded Donkey September 27, 2003
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