My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Get The Fuck Out Of The Left Side Of My Throat, Amado.

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Get The Fuck Out Of The Left Side Of My Throat, Amado.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

I Smacked Your Back And Left It Without Witnesses

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I Smacked Your Back And Left It Without Witnesses

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold

Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold

Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>

All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>

All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025