Johnson Machine

Johnson Machine "JOn • sOn • MaShien" is a person that is very good at laying pipe (giving dick)

"yeah miles down the street is a Johnson Machine"

by Miles Got A Boner March 7, 2025

Johnsoned

Johnsoned: As in a Johnson (cock, penis or dick). When you have a conversation with someone who's a massive cock.

Rod: Alright Dave. How are you? My heads wrecked, I've just spoke to Antony. He doesn't half chat shit.

Dave: I'm not bad Rod. It sounds like you've been Johnsoned though. Let's go for a beer, it's know to cure people who've been Johnsoned.

by Easy Ezz April 22, 2016

Jaden Johnson

Jaden Johnson is the type of person that Has an average dick can hoop dirty minded and will roast the hell out of you

Jaden Johnson is a man thot

by Urdun dictionary October 24, 2018

Brick Johnson

When it’s cold outside it’s “Brick”.. but when it’s absolutely freezing out it’s Brick Johnson.

Mike - Yo bro how’s the weather today ?

Mikes friend - Not going to lie bro it’s brick johnson right now.

by MStock December 7, 2025

Reece Johnson

The hottest most badass guy ever

Reece’s puffs Reece’s puffs peanut butter chocolate flavour - Reece Johnson

by Killer keen star 69 July 14, 2018

boris johnson

sexier than toby by a smidge.

wow that guy is a boris johnson

by bigman766 July 14, 2021

Hayes Johnson

The most amazing boyfriend ever!!!!!! Lovable, sweet, and especially HOT!!!!! Pleasures you so well, you will be soaking wet!!!

"Hey, isn't that your man Hayes Johnson?", Person 1
"Hell yeah!!!", Person 2
"Then go get him!!!!", Person 1

by yellowkotekpineapple July 11, 2019