Troll: "Its when two people get into be-"
Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll
Troll: "Sorry...."
Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!
Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll
Troll: "Sorry...."
Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!
*Keiv the dog wakes up, and has bed butt*
Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"
Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "
Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"
Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "
by LittleKiddo ✝︎ March 24, 2021
Get the Bed Buttmug. Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".
A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.
A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.
A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
by Privalux April 28, 2024
Get the Bed Maidmug. person 1: hey, i really love you
person 2: i really love you too!!
person 1 lets take this to the bed..
person 2: i really love you too!!
person 1 lets take this to the bed..
by wet_noodles June 15, 2021
Get the bedmug. by Killakatniss April 21, 2021
Get the Bed brushingmug. Bed Dancing is when you wake up and your alarm goes off and you wiggle around horizontally in your bed dancing to whatever song comes on.
by SparkleKat November 15, 2025
Get the Bed dancingmug. The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
Get the Bed Head Curlsmug. The definition of Bed rotting is how someone spends days in bed for long period of times without doing anything productive.
Person 1: Dude I don't see you at the park. Where are you?
Person 2: I'm sorry, I've been bed rotting because my life is going downhill
Person 2: I'm sorry, I've been bed rotting because my life is going downhill
by MirageV2 July 4, 2024
Get the Bed rottingmug.