Bed rotting

The definition of Bed rotting is how someone spends days in bed for long period of times without doing anything productive.

Person 1: Dude I don't see you at the park. Where are you?
Person 2: I'm sorry, I've been bed rotting because my life is going downhill

by MirageV2 July 4, 2024

Bed brushing

Lazy brushing of da hair on da bed

I made a new thing, bed brushing.

by Killakatniss April 21, 2021

Bed-desk

A time when studies and sleep come closer together, you start using your bed as a desk by placing random papers, tests and notes on your bed and not removing them, because you're generally lazy or otherwise can't be fucked.

"I've a Biology exam next week so I'm getting a bed-desk"

"Did you see his bed-desk?"

"I'm starting to get bed-desk"

by Student of the OH GOD HELP July 23, 2016

Bed Chem

The bond between two or more people in regards to sexual activity.

"Them and I, we have good bed chem"

by Association of Youth Linguists December 26, 2024

trash bed cuddles

a cuddling session that takes place in a dirty motel bed where prostitutes may have fornicated

Dylan: "This is trash bed cuddles."
Andrew: "That's called motel room cuddles.. bleh"

by uwu master October 17, 2018

bed hobo

A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.

Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”

Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.

A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.

Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.

Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe

I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo

by Punkybruster November 29, 2019

japanese bed self-pleasure technique

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.

A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!

by holysanta July 17, 2025