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hannah hue minute

this is a unit of time used by an individual called Hannah Hughes. she herself does not refer to it as a hannah hue minute herself, preferring to call it a "minute". you must remember than when she mentions minutes, she is talking about hannah hue minutes. this is because real life minutes do not exist in the hannah hughes universe, only hannah hue minutes.

a hannah hue minute is roughly equal to 3 years, 2 months, 1 week and 37 minutes.

please keep hannah hue minutes in mind when planning for events at it is easy to confuse them for real minutes and you may think hannah is late, but please note that it is just a different unit of time!
Hannah Hughes: okay i'll be there in 2 minutes!
literally everyone: *opens hannah hue minute calculator* ok that will be 6 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, 1 hour and 14 minutes
Hannah Hughes: no it won't!!!!!!!! (denying the existence of real life minutes)
by KnockingTheWallsDown June 24, 2022
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Hannah

An absolute asshole that is as entitled as a karen but acts like a gigachad, she is such an asshole to good people with the name Dean and is nice to everyone else. if she is still like this she will become a prostitiute
Dean - Yo Dante you alright
Dante - Yeah

*Five minutes later*

Hannah - Dante are you ok you look so sad

Dean - He is fine, I talked to him (in sincere tone)

Hannah - Dean, Shut the fuck up, you are always butting into peoples private business

Dean - I was just sayi-

Hannah - I don't give a shit

Dean - What did I do to deserve that shit

Adam - *Shrugs* she is just an asshole
by A. Kidd June 24, 2022
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Hannah

such a badass bitch who doesn’t give af about anything. very hot and beautiful and is great in relationships. she’s also a great kisser so if you are friends/girlfriend with hannah don’t let her go
damn hannah is so fine
by wannah<3 June 29, 2022
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Hannah

Hannah is mostly quite cool but if you piss off a hannah she will kill you dont even try to say sorry she will go out and if you do something really wrong she will spill all of your secrets and make you regret it and im sorry if your a hannah and this not true for you then hannahs can be quite nice if you get on their good side
Hannah likes maths
Oh cool i do too
by Hola its your local Aries August 7, 2022
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Hannah

Hannah is fun smart cute and loving she will have your back no matter what she is an animal person she is lovely
Hannah is amazing
by Penny- August 7, 2022
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Hannah

amazing wonderful fantasic smart cool swag awesome estetik fun funny 10000000000000000000x 100000000000/1 friend so yahsssss so slayyyyyy so girlbossssssss so YAURURUUROWQEIFHQWOIEFHIQWEF B)
"hannah is so dumb hahaha"
"SHUT UR SILLY WILLY LITTLE ASS UP U SHRIMP SMURF MUTATED SHREK BABY"
"wow hannah is SO cool B)"
by notjinny. August 9, 2022
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Hannah Montana

When you eat chicken wings while also simultaneously eat out your girlfriend - the best of both worlds.
Man I was so hungry last night but she let me Hannah Montana her. Truly the best of both worlds.
by Cherith Goodstory August 18, 2022
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