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Trimming Goat Hooves

A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.
What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.
by UnfoldedSpearmint December 2, 2024
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Tanner Goat

Tanner Goat just uploaded a video
by Tanner Goat August 16, 2021
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Goated

When you pretend you're not jealous of a marriage well being their best friend. Then later convince one of them to leave their significant other for you.
Buddy was so close I called him my brother and he f****** goated me
by Consummate Hate September 7, 2021
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secret goat

The Secret Goat is a PvP strategy utilized by the Druid class in World of Warcraft. It involves hiding their temporary goat mount during the Bareback Brawl world quest, by abusing the Flight Form mechanics.

Using this deceptive strategy, everyone will think the Druid is just a harmless bird, and seconds later transform into a big, angry and fat owl, shooting lasers while being mounted in a goat.

Several organizations have already asked Blizzard Entertainment for a immediate fix to this situation, because goats are a serious menace and even more so if they're hidden.
Look Glen, I have a secret goat for you!
by Dav Glen May 7, 2017
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GOAT

The backronym for "Greatest of All Time", represented by the emoji "🐐"
When it comes to rap music, everyone agrees that Jay-Z is the GOAT 🐐 — his impact on the industry is inevitable!
by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025
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Goat

Goat.exe has stopped responding
by Memes69420 March 6, 2022
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Sour Goat

When after a heavy sweaty workout session, your significant other licks and sucks your scrotum.
after my workout, the old lady gave me a sour goat.
by sourgoated March 28, 2011
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