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Google Babies

Any one born in the era of Google whos parents turn to Google for answers about feeding, teething, illness, etc...
"Why does Emily think she is dying every time she has a headache?"
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."
by P.R.Moritz February 24, 2023
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Google Crusade

A 1-3 hour binge session of negative google reviews usually targeted at unfavorable business's.
I totally ripped the Chipotle in Westborough during one of my Google Crusades earlier, I had to warn the people if thier misdeeds!
by Tsarge781 October 22, 2018
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Google

A place to find out what side to take in any controversial issue.
Something really controversial just happened and you're not sure what to think?
Whatever Google tells you is the opposite of the truth.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
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Google

Quote the girl with a speech impediment said are you good to go but she pronounced it "R-U Google"
by Skray Darthra Soulmeka October 25, 2019
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why am i googling this

your not alone... i google random shit every day.
Why am i googling this?
by anonymous May 6, 2021
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Google

A monopolist company that probably will not even let you see this post. Strongly tempting to take over the world and control what you should think based off of what they believe is appropriate.
Google is the Satan of the internet.
Google has communist values.
Google sucks
by Craziegirl June 17, 2020
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google doogan

a person who is book smart and claims to know everything but really don't know squat
my friend was a being a google doogan when he tried to take over the conversation
by Monty Grail April 19, 2018
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