someone who finds people on facebook that they may or may not know and checks their wall photos and outer information t find out stuff about them
by FacebookStalkerWatchesYou November 17, 2011
That period of time you wait after getting a notification on Facebook before responding to avoid looking like a total creeper.
Instant responding to facebook notifications only lead to self inflicted cock blocking
waiting time should be a minimum of 5-10 mins before responding to keep the creeper tag off you.
Instant responding to facebook notifications only lead to self inflicted cock blocking
waiting time should be a minimum of 5-10 mins before responding to keep the creeper tag off you.
John: Oh shit Kelly just sent me a message what do I say?!?!
Alex: woah slow down man your in no rush
John: Fuck I already sent a dumbass response...
Alex: You gotta work on your facebook lag man...you can
always get her ugly friend.
John: Fuck off
Alex: woah slow down man your in no rush
John: Fuck I already sent a dumbass response...
Alex: You gotta work on your facebook lag man...you can
always get her ugly friend.
John: Fuck off
by Kingkilla56 April 13, 2010
The transitional stage between using MySpace as a primary social networking service to Facebook. It is commonly accompanied by irrational feelings of hatred towards the new-found social networking website, and possibly even mass confusion. Disdainful status updates, sneering remarks concerning Facebook's privacy policies, and eventually temporary profile deletion shortly follow after profile creation.
Monica: Carlos still uses MySpace more than Facebook.
Glen: Yeah, I read his blog and he never stops talking about how much everyone and everything sucks.
Monica: Give him another couple months, he just has facebook apprehension.
Glen: Yeah, I read his blog and he never stops talking about how much everyone and everything sucks.
Monica: Give him another couple months, he just has facebook apprehension.
by cakeisallright June 04, 2010
1. Adding your Spouse on Facebook as "Married"
2. Adding your boyfriend or girlfriend on facebook as "married" instead of "in a relationship with", popular with younger users.
3. Making your relationship status on facebook married to a close friend, or as a dare.
2. Adding your boyfriend or girlfriend on facebook as "married" instead of "in a relationship with", popular with younger users.
3. Making your relationship status on facebook married to a close friend, or as a dare.
1. I need to facebook marry my wife on facebook, she just made one.
2. Joe and Kim got married?!?! What did I miss?
Nah dude, they're just facebook married.
3. My boyfriend broke up with me, marry be on facebook pretty please =)
3rd Person to like this status I will marry on facebook!
2. Joe and Kim got married?!?! What did I miss?
Nah dude, they're just facebook married.
3. My boyfriend broke up with me, marry be on facebook pretty please =)
3rd Person to like this status I will marry on facebook!
by facebookmarriagecounseler March 23, 2011
Facebook Epidemic: Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose at least 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.(Or I just literally tagged randoms eventually) (To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)
by cmakk January 30, 2009
The situation an individual finds themself in as the result of something posted on facebook. Results can be so extreme that said individual would often rather be dead than deal with the consequences.
Mike: The idiot Jim posted a pic of me half naked bonging a beer at his party last Saturday.
Mike's Friend : Whats the big deal?
Mike: I'm a junior executive at a Fortune 500 company!...I'm facebook fucked.
Mike's Friend : Whats the big deal?
Mike: I'm a junior executive at a Fortune 500 company!...I'm facebook fucked.
by jinxychill August 30, 2010
Marking your territory by making it obvious on their facebook wall that you hooked up with him or her
Jan: So who is this girl that you sucked face with last night?
Dick: What are you talking about?
Jan: Don't eff with me, she Facebook Hickey'd you and let the entire world know.
Dick: Damn....
Eric: Joe, you better check your profile on facebook and erase what Kelly said about you before the rest of your girls read it.
Joe: What are you talking about?
Eric: Kelly thank'd you for a great time last night.
Joe: Awe shit, that could ruin my dating career. I hate the facebook hickey.
Dick: What are you talking about?
Jan: Don't eff with me, she Facebook Hickey'd you and let the entire world know.
Dick: Damn....
Eric: Joe, you better check your profile on facebook and erase what Kelly said about you before the rest of your girls read it.
Joe: What are you talking about?
Eric: Kelly thank'd you for a great time last night.
Joe: Awe shit, that could ruin my dating career. I hate the facebook hickey.
by ktespo July 03, 2009