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automotive dutch oven

When somebody lets a dank fart out in a vehicle with passengers in it and locks the power window fuction from the drivers switch.
Ahhh sheit Matt just gave us the automotive dutch oven! My eyes are burning help us!
by bnr324life March 13, 2014
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Dutch car wash

When you eat ass and vag in the shower.
1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.

2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."
by Jrmillertime May 6, 2023
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congressional dutch rudder

Referencing all the back door politics and pork barreling that accompanies any bill or similar government act.
It took congress extra long to pass a covid stimulus bill due to congressional dutch ruddering.
by Rabblerouser724 December 25, 2020
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Dutch dock adventure

When someone from dutchland travels to America to dock with guys on Grindr because they can't find anyone in their Homeland 🦌
Why can't I find anyone to dock with? I must chase my dreams and have a Dutch dock adventure.
by Kodak999 August 16, 2019
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Dutch carpet bomb

ingest a large amount of beans and/or cheap beer. Let gas settle in colon, release on partners favorite pillow, jam pillow in said parteners face. voulia.
Man, the last time I gave my gal a Dutch carpet bomb, she kicked my ass out of bed so quick the womb was spinning.
by No.One fake August 9, 2006
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Dutch Convection Oven

Like a Dutch Oven, only you lift the blankets sightly under their chin while raising then lowering your legs. The fart rushes out - directly into the face of the joyous receipient.
Girlfriend: "What happened? I just woke up in a pile of my puke..."
Boyfriend: "I gave you a Dutch Convection Oven... go make me a sandwich"
by illgrac December 8, 2009
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Reverse Dutch oven

When you love the smell a girls farts so much that you trap her under the blankets until she lets one rip so you can inhale it straight from her boot-ay.
"Dude, I reverse Dutch ovened my girl last night because I just can't get enough of her sweet lady stank."
by Drkblglass May 18, 2016
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