Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.

"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"

by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019

a willmans dads door

a willmans dads door is a highly intense and secretive situation

“I went round to Hannah’s last night that was. a Willmans dads door”

by Booland March 23, 2019

French Door

When you french kiss a girl without touching lips or swapping spit... just slapping tongues on the outside.

I totally didnt make out with Taylor but I gave her the french door

by JDizz Beeyatch April 6, 2019

Door

another word for cock or dick

Have you seen David's door?
ITS MASSIVE

by mynanhasahugedong April 14, 2019

Two door spec

A low to medium profile hatchback shitbox from the late 80s to early 90s. For example, the Mitsubishi Precis, Ford Festiva, Pontiac Le Mans, Honda CRX, and of course the quintessential Geo Metro. This type of vehicle is not to be confused with a Smart Car, which is essentially an even shittier golf cart with doors.

A two door spec is the perfect cheater car for a car audio setup.

by Jizz.Farmer May 2, 2019

Door

Door is a word for stupid, annoying bit of a div

“Stop being such a door”

by What’s ya BBM pin May 10, 2019

lock your doors

a saying for almost any occasion: silly response

-when you see a tweaker

-when you see 12 (fuck 12)

example 1:
Landon: " I just got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom"
Madigan: "Lock your doors"

example 2:
Roleigh: "there's a tweaker crossing 141"
Madigan: "Lock you doors"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019