Shut that damned door

When you open a door and your aunt yells at you to "SHUT THAT DAMNED DOOR" if you didn't close it within a timeframe of 0.0000000000001's of opening the door that was spoken of.

Shut That Damned Door

by Shut That Damned Door July 28, 2019

Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid

Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls

by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019

Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.

"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"

by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019

a willmans dads door

a willmans dads door is a highly intense and secretive situation

“I went round to Hannah’s last night that was. a Willmans dads door”

by Booland March 23, 2019

French Door

When you french kiss a girl without touching lips or swapping spit... just slapping tongues on the outside.

I totally didnt make out with Taylor but I gave her the french door

by JDizz Beeyatch April 6, 2019

Door

another word for cock or dick

Have you seen David's door?
ITS MASSIVE

by mynanhasahugedong April 14, 2019

Front Door Karma

Karma received before you’ve done the action to get what you had coming.

Somebody stole my wallet right before I was on my way to steal a car, typical case of front door karma.

by Mclovin0417 February 21, 2019