An itchystreak of fecal matter that stretches the length of your buttcrack.
Andre: Man, I sure got sweaty hiking this trail in 90 degree weather. I need to stop off at the brook and scrub off the devil's moustache. I have not showered for days on this camping trip.
Brock: Make it snappy, we need to make camp yonder before the sun sets.
Andre: Sure thing. I will use my underwear to scrub off what I can and go commando the rest of the way.
Brock: Don't forget to use your hand sanitizer before you make our sandwiches.
father: son go do your homework and improve your poor grades.
son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
a synonym phrase for, and a less rude version of, 'how the fuck'
father: son go do your homework and improve your grades.
son (scowling): how the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the ashes from the fireplace. And guess what I found ? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, that you tried burning your report card; didn't want your mom and myself to see it, I'd imagine?