Cooties

evil pests that dwell in the cooter.

Stay away from that bitch nigga, she got them cooties.

by Buckingbancon June 27, 2010

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A phrase meaning, basically, "That's the way things are, you cannot change it". Usually said to calm someone who's whining overmuch, an usually with little effect.

Man 1: I went on vacation and my fern died!

Man 2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by Daniel Finetail May 26, 2004

Fortune Cookie

Asian vagina

That girl has a soggy fortune cookie

by Katie Latter August 26, 2013

cookie monster

Someone who likes take (munch) alot of bikkies,pills,ecstasy especially over a short period of time. Ie a weekend, Tom had 8 pills starting on friday night and took his last on Sunday morning.

"Tom you're a total cookie monster"

by feefifo December 14, 2008

cookie dumpling

eating out a girl when she takeing a shit

licky shity putang yea cookie dumpling

by thurston howell March 22, 2008

Cookie Monster

Someone who gets alot of pussy.

Guy 1: Dude did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did, you know how I roll.
Guy1: You are such a cookie monster man.

by Nigga Mayne December 6, 2010

Butt Cookie

1. A cookie that has lost its sweet flavor due to the submergence of ass juices.
2. a word used to describe a person that is not liked in any way.

1. Hell no I am not eating that butt cookie.
2. No wonder he has no friends, he is a butt cookie.

by Rhal426 May 24, 2009