Chris from Miami 

A one of a kind simp. Knows 98% of the incoming freshman class at Miami U. Most of them female. He is a snap hoe. Loved by many. Most of all, a simp.

Bro look at that dude he’s such a chris from miami
i know dude he’s a total simp

Chris from Miami by ilovechrislee May 7, 2020

Chris Rexford 

A very thicc (thick) son of a bitch. He has the muscles of a giant. A person named this is a great wrestler.

NEVER underestimate his talent and power!

Man, Chris Rexford is one chunky man. He has the biceps of a god!

Chris Rexford by daddy rexford ;) May 15, 2020

Chris Dobransky 

If your name is Chris Dobransky, you most likely have a shitty haircut.

Chris Dobransky’s new haircut looks like horseshit.

Chris Dobransky by Joan The Barber June 17, 2020

chris DINOSAUR 

P: Dinoaurrrr grrrrrrrr
C: ( SLAMS TABLE)

Chris Dinosaur is a very bad darius and lost to a 1st time darius (kam.14)

chris DINOSAUR by CUMMY GUY March 12, 2021

chris.evans.owns.my.azz 

Chris.evans.owns.my.azz is the swaggiest mutual you will ever meet

oh you’re mutuals with chris.evans.owns.my.azz thats so swag

chris.evans.owns.my.azz by Chris.evans.is.daddy.asf June 5, 2021

Chris-Chaning 

A verb that means to have unconsentual relations with one's senile old mother. Originates from when Christine Weston Chandler had unconsentual relations with his senile 80 year old mother.

"Why did Jeff go prison?"
"He was caught Chris-Chaning."
"Holy shit, that boy ain't right"

Chris-Chaning by CheeseWhizInMyScrotum July 31, 2021

chris evans wife 

chris evans wife is holly whitehouse.

Omg thats holly! She is chris evans wife <3

chris evans wife by bigbattygal.com September 2, 2021