Chocolate Woodpecker

When you're taking a shit & shove a wooden stick in your butthole, then you yell "hahahahaha" like Woody Woodpecker

I went for a walk in the woods & gave myself a "chocolate woodpecker" just for kicks!
Jane was very happy after receiving a "chocolate woodpecker" from a friend in a bush

by pervert_1&2 September 22, 2017

Hot chocolate

The process of seeing a hot black person and uncontrollably nutting

"Hey look at that black chick, I think some hot chocolate is in my pants now"

by Dicknutter September 29, 2017

Chocolate milk

It’s milk that comes from brown cows retard

I shot a cow in the head with chocolate milk

by Chocolate milk retard October 17, 2019

Chocolate Swirl

When the male partner diarrhea’s in the female’s mouth. While the male partner has diarrhea in their mouth, they then continue to swirl their tongue in the female’s anal. The male then throws up the concoction in the female’s vagina, and continues to fuck her.

Last night I gave my girlfriend the almighty Chocolate Swirl.

by Chocolate Soaker July 21, 2021

Chocolate Hotdog

When a woman/man while laying facedown spreads their butt cheeks while another individual defecates a solid turd into the opening of the cheeks. This creates the appearance of a chocolate hotdog which is carefully placed in-between two buns.

Robbie was lying on his stomach so I told him to spread his cheeks, and I gave him a chocolate hotdog. He loved it.

Sarah loves it when I give her a good ole chocolate hotdog. It gets her off!

by OGK37S3Y August 18, 2021

chocolate trey

Not to be confused with 'Caramel Trey'. They are both niggaz, but chocolate Trey just happens to be crusty, ashy, and sucks on his bottom lip occasionally.

Look at how niggardly Chocolate Trey and Caramel Trey are being right now.

by Trey $tacks October 14, 2013

Chocolate Headphones

When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."

Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!

by Horhay the V March 11, 2011