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Chocolate Headphones

When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."
Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!
by Horhay the V March 11, 2011
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Chocolate spider

by Bobz125 April 29, 2019
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Chocolate Growler

Oh man! I saw Bev's minge the other day, it was so dirty it looked like a chocolate growler!
by ClumsyChuff January 5, 2008
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Chocolate Axe

A cologne that smells so good that it is almost orgasmic. If you wear it you are automatically more actractive. Only to be worn by sexy mofos
Ally: Ohmygod Josh smelled so good today
Michelle: He was probably wearing chocolate axe
by Algae157 April 16, 2011
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Chocolate Milk

When you are taking a shit after anal and all that comes out is a brown slime
by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020
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chocolate teabag

similar to teabagging someone, only before the tea bagging you shit and whipe your ass towards your balls so you can get the "chocolate" with the tea bag
Ryan passed out, so i chocolate tea bagged him...he loves chocolate teabags
by ggrrrrrraassshopppperrrrrrr January 12, 2009
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Liquid Chocolate

When you have had to many sweets after Halloween, Easter, Christmas, ect, and your crap is liquid with random junk.
Mom- WHO ATE ALL MY CANDY! YO GONNA HAVE SOME LIQUID CHOCOLATE
Son- *Splat*
by /weird May 6, 2019
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