Couchman

A last name, usually pronounced wrong. May have a criminal record or someone in the family has one. The Couchmans are spread out throughout the U.S usually siblings.

I haven't met all my siblings, because my dad was a Couchman

by That one guy DD February 11, 2014

caught up

Someone, usually a minor, who was caught vaping, smoking, or with similar materials.

“Man the drug dogs came to my class today & I got caught up”

“Does your mother know?”

by queenofspaydes July 4, 2019

New Guinea Couch Elk

A reference to a female that has the same odour of Elk. The New Guninea Couch Elk can mostly be found eating while watching tv on the sofa. They sleep most of the day and feed during the late night hours.

I walked into the room and there before me sat the largest New Guinea Couch Elk I had ever seen.

by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006

sarcastic coughing fit

When a cough is used to indicate you think the exact opposite of what you just said, often the cough can be used to disguise saying what you actually think.

1. Yes, I'm sure you don't fancy him (sarcastic coughing fit)
2. Yes, he made the first move *cough* you so came onto him *cough*

by Duuuude2010 January 13, 2010

Ben Coughlan

Typically a retarded person who only want their best friend to FUCK THEM IN THE ASS! if they have a best-friend . If they don't then they go to the nearest m ale stripers and pay one of them $1000 just to let Ben to suck his DICK! WHAT A FUCKING RETARDED FAGOT IF YOU SEE A BEN COUGHLAN THEN GET A GUN AND KILL THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!

Ben Coughlan is a retarded person who only sucks dicks and takes them up the ass for the boys.

by Ben Coughlan September 17, 2018

couch cheetos

When you're desperate for food, just go searching through the couch cushions for a meal!

usually noticable when a large woman stands up from sitting on the couch, with the powdery cheese stuff from the cheetos stuck to the rear of her clothes..sometimes maybe even an entire actual cheeto smushed into her flab that she doesn't notice.

Annie was so hungry that when she awoke, she dropped down on all fours, paying special attention to the underside of the couch, for sustenance..mm, couch cheetos.

by *smiles* June 6, 2004

couch killing

to get very very stoned and sit/lay on the couch for hours upon hours and consuming larges amounts of food.

i was couch killing for a couple hours, eating chinese food and doritos.

by killtheghoul March 22, 2007