Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Scottish christmas

The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out

Bro that nasty hoe wanted to have a Scottish Christmas

by Meathole69 October 5, 2018

The Christmas tree

A sex position where male stands on a handstand and the woman then climbs the man wrapping her legs around his body while proceeds to ride the man’s penis in the handstand position

Baby we can use the Christmas tree position tonight.

by Coco sex enthusiast April 29, 2024

Christmas

A day celebrated for a big guy in a red suit to break into your house, eat you’re cookie, and leave you girls for being a good boy or girl. If you’re naughty you get punished.

Santa punished my mom On Christmas for being really really bad this Year.

by Christmas lady 221 December 20, 2019

Soap for Christmas

Getting a bar of soap for Christmas indicates that you should wash up.

“Why’d I get soap for Christmas??”

“Because you shall have a wash.”

by raunchyraul December 27, 2021

Christmas Boy

A boy born on Christmas day who is extremely sassy.

What has Christmas Boy done now!

by Twatb4g March 10, 2024

Orange Christmas

The taste experienced when taking a hit from a clean vaporizer with a freshly packed bowl of marijuana.

John: Hey Mike, hit this vape I just loaded it
Mike: Mmm, that taste so good, completely different than smoking
John: Yea, that is the sweet taste of Orange Christmas
Mike: Amen!

by drkingsforest May 13, 2012