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slam chop

Like a slam piece but WAY BIGGER. This is a man or woman that you would typically not even DREAM about having sex with but after several drinks becomes VERY appealing.
Lakin: Girl , that dudes looking good about now.
Sarah: Are you blind? He's huge.
Lakin: Yep, he's about to be my slam chop!
by HankWeed April 29, 2020
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Chop

To get a blowjob. Verb and Noun. Everybody wants to be chopped.
"How did it go with Rosie last night?"
"Not good man, I didn't get the chop"
"Man Rosie's a bitch she never chops!"
or
"who's that girl sitting on the varsity bench?"
"Oh her? that's the team manager she helps the players get ready before games"
"Damn I bet she chopped the team!"
by TheLatinJew January 11, 2015
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chop shot

When you take a small perci bowl of weed, followed in quick succession with a shot of any 80 proof liquor (40% or higher)
lets do a chop shot
want a chop shot
I love chop shots

chop shots fuck me up
by SWED December 27, 2014
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chopped salad

chopping salad is another reference to sticking your entire mouth on a males penis, respectfully
Susie: You want a chopped salad?
Andres: Yes, maybe tonight around 11pm
by sun-fluh February 22, 2021
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Chopping the salad

It was said in the Disney original movie, The Swap; It basically means to get a haircut...

(There's a male character named Jack Malloy with long hair and his brothers keep egging him on to get a haircut...)
Hey, it's time to "chopping the salad..."

(There aren't really any examples to go off other that what was said in the movie...)
by Tazerboy_10 December 29, 2022
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chopped cheese

adjective
someone so unattractive both physically and personality wise that the use of ugly doesn’t even begin to describe it.
1. *someone on a reality show is featured
CHOPPED CHEESE”
2. “Girl, stay away from him he’s chopped cheese.”
by jabalcoffeehouse August 11, 2025
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chop

a penalty for speedcubing where you "karate chop" the time when stopping it. results in a +2
My almost got a 9.82 PR, but I got an 11.82 because it was a chop...
by cablewastaken December 2, 2023
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