Obsession with cars taken to the extreme (especially if the aflicted person drives a shitty car himself and is always thinking of other people's cars)
You must have mad car disease since you have ongoing subscriptions to Motor Trend, Car and Driver, Road and Track, Automobile magazine, Autoweek, Edmunds, and more!
Like the Irish Car Bomb, but made of all Canadian ingredients. Baileys is exchanged with 100% Pure Maple Syrup. Pour one can of Molson (or other Canadian beer) into a glass. Pour syrup into the bottom of a shotglass. Pour your favourite Canadian whiskey (Canadian Classic or Gibson's are prefered) on top the syrup. Drop the shotglass into the glass of beer and chug. Has a nice aftertaste (syrup) and does not curdle. Enjoy!