Book

Usually the thing people read when their either bored or it’s a “hobby”

James: Hey dude have you read the Harry Potter books yet?

Mark: What’s a Harry Potter, I play video games

by BIGBOIIIIIIIIII August 14, 2018

Book Drinking

The act of chugging Jack Daniels (or any other alcoholic beverage) to make reading fun.

person 1 "you wanna try Book Drinking to knock the assignment in English."
person 2 "sure, but i doubt well remember anything"

by MasonBigDumb532 January 25, 2025

Book

A nice friend who has an elegant, two-tone cover.

Book! Donut said we have to fill these jetpacks with fuel, but I can't find any!

by EdisonCatAnimates March 12, 2025

18 bang book

The list of 18+ people that a 17 year old wants to bang or do sexual activities with when they are 18 years of age (the normalized age of consent globally)

I’m definitely putting Mark Zuckerberg in the 18 bang book meta quest is too good for zuck to not get fucked

by Thatsabruhmoment July 5, 2023

leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023

Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.

1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"

by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017

Book

The only weapon that can beat up ur eye. oh dont read them its deadly.

A book fucked up my eye

by Rpdx March 7, 2020