bearded coral

a hairy dick.

8==D bearded coral

by mrbiggyman April 4, 2011

Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.

Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Beard

A heterosexual relationship used to cover up one's homosexuality.

"Dad! I'm not gay! I have a wife!"
"Look kid, I don't give a fuck about your beard"

by Deeznuttery March 19, 2023

Bang Beard

Untrimmed male public region.

DaYuM, pubes are gettin' a little long. I think it's time to trim up the bang beard.

by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ October 13, 2016

Foot Beard

N. A hairy foot

John's socks fit funny because of his foot beard.

by Cheezy Pickle May 20, 2024

Beard-idity

Theory that having facial hair can make you crazy, insane, psychologically disturbed or just fucked up

Hitler suffered from beard-idity
Osama Bin Laden suffered from beard-idity
Jesus suffered from beard-idity

by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012

beard up

To start the process of growing a beard, or to take care of your beard.

No shave November is over. Time to beard up.

by TheDapperPappy February 18, 2015