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bro-jelo

When a man is jealous of another man's bromance with a third man
Joe was bro-jelo when Butch invited a guy from his softball team to their beach party.
by sgreen3779 October 30, 2011
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BRO-CONE

Is when 4 or more men masturbate on to a snow cone, the last man to evacuate on the snow cone has to eat and finish it
Me and some of my buddies were hanging out And were bored so we made a bro-cone it ended up being Tommy that had to eat the bro-cone
by skooterpasquale June 6, 2021
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the shaik-bros

like the mario-bros they also run around willy-nilly picking up gold coins that are 'just lying around', stomping on the local vegetation and blowing bubbles when they land in (deep) water.
I just can't get Schabir past the Scorpions-boss!
You need to use the silence power-up on the secretary first!
Damn! How am I gonna get my hands on all those zuma-dollars?
by alan October 21, 2004
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The Shirtless Bro

The homie who’s always shirtless when hanging out. He is often overweight/obese but doesn’t necessarily have to be. His role is to be the hype one of the friend group. He is responsible for keeping the energy going through the night.
Brad never wears a shirt and is constantly shotgunning beers, crushing it on his chest, and screaming “LETS FUCKING GO” at the top of his lungs. He is obviously the shirtless bro of the friend group.
by Goober879 February 4, 2021
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borscht bro

the only dude that will make the ultimate sacrifice of eating cold beet soup with you, usually responds with the borscht barf
Tony: My grandmother made this. Will you honor her by eating this with me, and we can be borscht bro's forever?

Bob: I don't know I might barf.
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stoner bro

A homie/bro who gets stoned with you
Me and my stoner bro are gonna get blazed tonight
by Scotty420 May 21, 2014
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bro-suck

When you suck the dick of your bro because you love them, as a bro, but that doesn't make you gay. You are just a good bro. Congrats.

I also like to refer to this as a "brojob" in public.
"Hey, can you suck my dick?"
"Dude, I'm not gay."
"Don't worry man, it's just a bro-suck!"
by Ntrllymprtnt April 4, 2017
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