Boner Mitten

A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.

It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.

by stinky thumbs "R"buckles July 24, 2012

boner stoner

Someone who gets high, then tries to bone anyone in sight. Typically has a boner.

Dude kevin was suck a boner stoner last night.

by sexyman10 June 6, 2014

human boner

Unofficial title bestowed upon the Parkway South Junior High School student body president.

There's no way J. in the junior high president without P. calling him a human boner.

by thefutureofamerica June 5, 2017

Boner Bow

Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.

I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.

by eatmorchickn March 30, 2014

Evil Boner

A boner you get when something evil is happening. Frequently accompanied by feelings of intense confusion and shame. Similar to the awkward boner.

I just got an evil boner watching the scene where that naked spy gets shot in the tit in Munich.

by CakeBadger April 10, 2016

weave boner

When one lone piece of weave is erect

Don't look now, but Janiqua has a 'weave boner'.

by swervetoomuch May 30, 2014

sarcastic boner

When you pretend you are turned on by somthing, but are really hit fakeing it.

"Wanna see me swallow a squirrel"

"You're giving me such a sarcastic boner rn"

by Jakepaulismahdad September 29, 2017