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boner central

You've been having flirty chat all day and can't wait to get back to boner central which is wherever the boning will take place
All this sexy chat has me wanting to return to boner central asap
by Ic3m4n 1975 April 18, 2019
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boner grub

When a man is horny beyond compare and a woman of any bangable level passed by and the impulse is to bang. She becomes boner grub
Yo bro do you see that boner grub over there? She’s a freaking 10 out of ten

Ya I’d pork her... she’s boner grub for sure
by Robreinerth1998 September 28, 2019
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Boner Water

Simply water with cum in it, it is not called "cum water" because it gives away one of the main ingredients.
"Hey bro, would you like some boner water?"
by Top5BruhMoment October 13, 2019
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Partial boner

When the penis of a homo sapien reaches at least thirty percent maximum capacity of the corpus cavernosum with blood flowage
This morning i woke up with a partial boner.. before it went away,I opened up my bedroom window and showed it to the birds foraging for grubs in the garden below.
by Sitonapotatopanotis June 2, 2018
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mental boner

it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.
The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.
by YuOfTheNight January 8, 2020
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rona boner

An interminable condition caused by extended periods spent in self-isolation during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 absent of sexual stimulus from another human.
a) Tom's Rona Boner is getting pretty bad, he straight up just changed his facebook cover photo to a dick pic.
b) They've limited the purchase quantity of vaseline at the local supermarket - that'll be on account of the Rona Boner.
by Haunted Fax Machine March 30, 2020
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Boner Negotiation

When you have a throbbing, pulsating boner but she is still talking about her mom, so you breathe deeply through your nose and fight off the ape within.
My unwillingness to make a move on Alyssa led to me having to perform Boner Negotiation on myself.
by TheFirmHandshake May 15, 2020
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