Beer Aids

My god, last night was brutal. I drank so much JD I've contracted Beer Aids.
by afu81b January 31, 2009
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Beer talk

Beer talk is what someone says when they have had too much to drink. They slur it out, as if they were the wisest person on earth, and you had better listen to them. If you don't make it look like you are paying attention, they are liable to either cry, or want to fight. It is basically incoherent babbling that leads to nothing, means nothing, and is complete and utter BS talk.
I was so SICK of hearing him beer talk for the past few hours; I could not wait until he passed out. If I had to listen to one more minute of his crap I think I would have knocked his ass out. He wouldn't have known who hit him any way, he was so shit faced.
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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beer mugger

beer mugger (n). The man you discover
has hit you over the head and taken
£5 out of your wallet the morning after
you "nip out for a couple of
pints".
The beer mugger got me again last night.
by C February 24, 2004
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Pre-Beer

Drinking the cheap beer or wine at home or in your car in the parking lot to catch a buzz before buying the expensive booze at the club
Q: What time you wanna head out?

A: I dunno, lets Pre-Beer it around 8 pm
by snausages333 October 22, 2006
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Craft Beer

Drink and lifestyle choice of hipsters and bicurious middle aged men (see also Pilsners).
I had to revoke Brando’s man card because he posted about how much he loves craft beer.
by BigRigWilly April 10, 2020
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butter beer

A bullshit drink concocted by assholes in capes
Look at that freek in the cape, bitch sucking down a butter beer
by Butter Mike September 16, 2018
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punishment beer

A beer that must be drunk warm and flat the following morning as punishment for thinking you'd be able to manage a whole can when you came home drunk, but in fact collapsed after just a mouthful.
Not to be confused with Hair of the Dog.
I kicked myself when I saw the almost full Special Brew next to my bed in the morning. Of all the punishment beers in the world, this was one of the worst.
by Potkettle August 27, 2006
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