Brandon

Back slapping man hoe, only cares about himself. Over dramatic and really fucking cute.

Marsha: He broke my heart
Cienna: He must be a fucking Brandon ☹️

by Random123User10 October 15, 2019

Wendy + Brandon

The best couple to ever exist ever. Everyone from far and wide knows of them, they are known as the perfect couple. Everyone strives to be like Wendy and Brandon.

Simp: Wow I wish I could get a relationship like Wendy + Brandon.

*starts to watch pokimane and jerk off*

by JewBurner420000 April 5, 2021

paige and brandon

paige and brandon are the best couple in the world, paige is short and can be really stubborn and brandon is tall and pretty as hell, they are the best couple and everyone would love to be them.

i would love to be the same as paige and brandon but nobody can be as cute as them.

by paigeandbrandon February 4, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is a bitch ass nigga, fuck Brandon

There go Brandon bein a bitch ass nigga again

by Yawnbreaker November 21, 2023

Brandon

Brandon is often a baseball player that just so happen to be white and Mexican and is know for being gay at times

Brandon is so gay

by Kane quance October 29, 2021

Brandon

So a lot of definitions are saying a guy named Brandon is like the best person on the planet. That is definitely not the case, I would know, because that's my name. So here's how I, as a Brandon act. Most of the time I'm an at least decent person. Sometimes I'm an asshole, I'm maybe funny? (A few people say that Brandon's are funny. That might be true. Also, a lotta definitions say their like attractive for some reason, I look like a vampire half the time so that's in my opinion false.) ok the definitions over go home.

Brandon is a name you idiot why are you reading this?

by m4xhunt3r August 25, 2023

Brandon

A Dinger linger a Brandon is a dingle berry a piece of shit stuck to some ones ass aka a dingle berry that just lingers you cant seem to get rid of it it wont fall off and wont wipe off . So in other words a piece shit stuck to some ones ass .Also a dumb ass meth head who thinks he takes care of his children but doesn't do shit .

Friend 1 "Dude i have a Brandon in my Butt hair that I just cant get off". Friend 2 "Dude ewwww Hot single mom 1 " dude Brandon get a job". Hot single mom 2 " Where is Brandon?" Hot single mom 1 " Probably some where stuck to some ones ass" "Fucker"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BrandonleeHow??????? February 27, 2022