August 22

National kick your crush on the balls day

Did you know that today is august 22nd day

by Bad bitches24 August 19, 2022

August 12th

national vodka day

Person 1: “Hey it’s august 12th”
Person 2: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and make out with a hot French guy”

by feetlover28447483927 July 28, 2022

August 8 + 9

Suck your brothers milk day

Me: it’s the days august 8 + 9
Him: Noo!

by tegasdigbick August 8, 2022

August 20

The day where everyone is caught lacking.

"Bro Finn got caught lacking today like 200 times! He even cummed on Lara's bed!" "That's probably because it's August 20th: national caught lacking day."

by sussycumbag August 22, 2022

August 25

People born on august 25th are always cute,kind,beautiful,hot,badass, if your born on this date congrats and people usually born on this date have A as the first letter of there name

Person” your born on august 25th”
You “yea and what”

by Brayden mackay August 19, 2022

August

National Gault member Day! If you are a member of the Gault ,today is your day to be gay!

It makes sense he’s acting like this sense today is August 3
He’s so gay , today , it’s gotta be August 4

by Cracker_#1 August 1, 2019

August 1st

August 1st is Negan Day.

Holy shit! It’s August 1st! It’s Negan Day!

by @swuidless on Instagram B) August 1, 2022