The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025
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Man quit playing alabama baseball for a while (your trying to hard) and think about it before you try again, then you might actually think of something that will wiñ the ball game. If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Not everybody learns the same way.
by Reallee March 16, 2024
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Wow, did you hear about that 2024 senior at AHS? I can’t believe he did that again! How memorable! What an Alabama Batman!!!
by Batman2006datguy March 24, 2024
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Shane's boyfriend tells him that he's Alabama straight because he says "no homo" when he comes in his ass.
by Miggles February 7, 2015
Get the alabama straight mug.A state in the Southeastern US which holds boundaries with Mississippi, Georgia, Tennessee, and very little of Florida. It is also known for the stereotype of inbreeding, given their high count of cross-bred individuals. It is also known for the backwoods rejects who fuck their sisters in their free time
Hey man, you from Alabama??
Yeah man, I was just up there bangin my sister for the weekend. Now I'm back to the ol' work schedule again.
Yeah man, I was just up there bangin my sister for the weekend. Now I'm back to the ol' work schedule again.
by bchc2003 November 3, 2018
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