Two surfers in the water waiting for a wave, " Dude, check out the Mexican Air Force rollin' in at two o'clock.
by Johnny Ski May 17, 2006
The organization that gets shoved with all the bitch work that the law shoves at the Air Force.
Originally made up of bat-fuck insane private pilots during WWII, who attacked U-Boats with Piper Cubs, CAP was made the Air Force Bitch Auxiliary, and banned from Combat in '47.
CAP now consists of:
1) Wannabee Cadets, who act tough and pretend to be "Rangers," but have never been deployed, and would cry to their mommies if they did.
2) Fat middle aged slobs who improperly wear the Air Force uniform, who get their kicks from yelling at 12 year olds.
3) Wannabee EMTs, who fail too hard to be real men and ride the ambulance.
4) Good Old Boy's club Pilots.
5) The occasional sane person, who doesn't talk about CAP much in the real world.
Even so, every CAP member needs to realize is that the only reason they get "missions" is because they are cheap. The Government always goes with the lowest bidder, and nothing is lower than people who will pay money to be able to do it.
Originally made up of bat-fuck insane private pilots during WWII, who attacked U-Boats with Piper Cubs, CAP was made the Air Force Bitch Auxiliary, and banned from Combat in '47.
CAP now consists of:
1) Wannabee Cadets, who act tough and pretend to be "Rangers," but have never been deployed, and would cry to their mommies if they did.
2) Fat middle aged slobs who improperly wear the Air Force uniform, who get their kicks from yelling at 12 year olds.
3) Wannabee EMTs, who fail too hard to be real men and ride the ambulance.
4) Good Old Boy's club Pilots.
5) The occasional sane person, who doesn't talk about CAP much in the real world.
Even so, every CAP member needs to realize is that the only reason they get "missions" is because they are cheap. The Government always goes with the lowest bidder, and nothing is lower than people who will pay money to be able to do it.
Airman First Class: "Captain! The AFRCC called, they hear an ELT, and have an overdue IFR flight!"
Captain: "And they want us to interrupt OUR grill-out night! NEVER! Tell them to send the Civil Air Patrol out. Probably another drunk pilot."
Captain: "And they want us to interrupt OUR grill-out night! NEVER! Tell them to send the Civil Air Patrol out. Probably another drunk pilot."
by Dr Lolwut August 23, 2010
When a girl freezes green tea ice cubes and puts them in her mouth and than places the guy's balls in her mouth.
by JT Miller July 16, 2009
by psedonym February 26, 2005
Mid-air Refueling is the act of space docking with the added bonus of diarrhea.
This is not true space docking, because the act resembles a refueling aircraft passing fuel to the other. A vaccuum seal is essential to success and cleanliness.
This is not true space docking, because the act resembles a refueling aircraft passing fuel to the other. A vaccuum seal is essential to success and cleanliness.
by Teddddddddy December 13, 2006
The Colombian Air Conditioner is a term which refers to the sexual act in which two people spread their assholes, and press them against one another. Upon doing this, one of the participating parties flatulates into the other's spread anus. This will cause said member to burp the fart out. If one so desires to have the air cold, one could hold icecubes in their mouth. It is often used as a threat to those whom you dislike, or wish to engage in sexual intercourse with.
Tim: "Your a bitch."
John: "Shut up before I give you a Colombian Air Conditioner."
Jane: "Hi Jack"
Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"
John: "Shut up before I give you a Colombian Air Conditioner."
Jane: "Hi Jack"
Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"
by Botoraka October 23, 2017
aka KAK - Knocking Air Knuckle, used in conjunction with SKEECOO SKEECOO. A simple, but effective visual using one hand in the air in a motion that looks like knocking on a door. For an incredible effect, try a double knocking air knuckle. Wow, that would be something!
"I told Franny I would go over her house after work, but I'm not really diggin on her any more. I never go back on my word though, so I went over alright and gave her door the ol' knocking air knuckle and then busted outta there!"
by NookieJar October 16, 2009