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Band-Aid AU

A type of alternate universe where the characters sustain none of the original trauma in their storyline, but therefore undergo other traumas that are a result of the change in their stories.

For example, if Snow White hadn't bitten the apple, her story would change drastically and she'd experience different traumas.
"I just came up with a new Band-Aid AU for the events of the Five Nights At Freddy's movie!"
by Tempermental moth September 21, 2023
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Sticky hearing aid

A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.
“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid
by The Grotbag June 19, 2025
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AIDS

Aids is the disease you have from getting butt fucked by your dad when you were 12 and now no one likes you
You have aids

Just letting you know before I put it in, I have aids.
by AtekZz January 13, 2019
mugGet the AIDSmug.

AIDS-ED TF OUT

When anything is FUBAR
My Samasung A15 is AIDS-ED TF OUT
by Jpatt February 8, 2025
mugGet the AIDS-ED TF OUTmug.

Aid

Element that is invisible to the human eye. Can be shortened to just Ai. Aid is a indication of power level among individuals. If one has one trillion Aids, they are classified as an Off Horse. Off Horses is the highest power level that the human body can handle.
Their Aids Level exceeds mine, they are more powerful than me.
by Off Horse November 1, 2020
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Aid

But you WILL continue to send aid to JEWS who are actively SLAUGHTERING brown children.
Hym "It seems like WHITE is the operative word! Aid is for the Jews and the white Jew-servants!"
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
mugGet the Aidmug.

AIDS burger

1.AIDS burger (noun) a song made by Jimmy buffet

2 AIDS burger (noun) an ancient ritual where a McDonald’s employee seasons a burger with and especially flavorful sauce.
1 at his concert he sang aids bruger and the people (not fans but people who fell in to a trap)booed him off stage.

2 The chef at the fine establishment known McDonald’s did a special aids burger Ritual just for me.
by Pepsi frog March 30, 2019
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