can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.

"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

by JormanThoad July 22, 2020

fruit roll up candy burrtio

the best kind

fruit roll up candy burrtio, or frucb

by weosffhdsfljweoifajlkfjasd January 10, 2022

Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

Bytty's member, coated in PB&J

Put that Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

by user9876 December 15, 2010

cotton candy flavored lung cancer

Another way to say vaping.

Joe how's that cotton candy flavored lung cancer?
Man this pod is so fucking good man, want a hit?
nah lung cancer ain't for me bro

by BeatMeatRepeat December 13, 2021

i just wanna eat candy in the washroom

when ur horny for that cutie and u wanna hu with him in the school washroom

sophia: omg hes so hot i just wanna eat candy in the washroom

sam: same i’m literally in love with him

by wxvy ds February 21, 2019

stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man

a meaningless and racist insult from some vyond video

soldier 1: hehe... frick.
soldier 2: ok now i heard that, you stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man

by insert a handle here UwU March 07, 2020

Would you like to eat my candy paws?

What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.

Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!

by J Slasher March 15, 2016