Turtle Bunny (Jashawn)

Is probably the best fucking thing to happen to me. He is my turtle, my husband, my everything, my bunny and everything i need when it comes to the relationship were in. Idk what I'd do with out him but i fuckin love him so fuckin much. Nun of u ppl will ever understand. I love love love him & cant wait till we eventually become 1. Cant wait till we become a family and many more things thats gonna happen in the future

"Whats a turtle bunny (Jashawn)"

"Oh juss my boyfriend"

by Sadae March 16, 2019

Piedmont box turtle

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

Two headed turtle

a squating position with a semi erect penis and half extruded bowel movement

I was in the woods and had two headed turtle behind a tree/ I was laying in bed and showed my two headed turtle to the ol lady

by Bignz December 21, 2020

My Turtle Harold

he is a turtle named harold

Have you seen my turtle Harold

by Superpenguin226 December 20, 2020

Sexually Awkward Turtle

a way to show that you find the situation sexually tense or awkward, in which you place both hands infront of you, palms down, one on top of the other, and stroke the lower one with the upper one while twirling your thumbs.

See awkward turtle.

Tim: Did you hear about Brenda?
Jim: Yeah, She said she couldnt cook for shit, and then her crush asked her if she sucked!
Tim: yeah dude, that is seriously awkward turtle
Jim:Sexually awkward turtle! *does the turtle sign*

by daisy jesse June 18, 2007

Orange Sea Turtle

An amazing animal with special powers. Basically the definition of epicosity.

"Your such a BAMF."
"Like an Orange Sea Turtle?"
"Yes, exactly!"

by orangeseaturtle November 20, 2011

I am a turtle

When all the fangirls misunderstand what you said.

You: "I̴̥̍̅͊ ̶̭̲͆A ̨̹̥̠̿̌͠M̴̛̬͍̀̊̕ ̹̓̀͂̉E ̜̥̲̤̏͑T̵̲̗͇͉̑È̵͕̖̣̗̓͝R ̪̫̟̩̄̓̒N̴̳͉̝̮̆̌A ͎͎̅͒Ḷ̵̒͐͗̕"
Random Fangirl: Omg, did he just say "I am a turtle?"
You: ...no wtf

by thatJSEandMerkfangirl April 28, 2019