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Jizz infection

I like to cum, but inside a woman makes her vagina smell like rat shit for some reason.
Clean your smelly jizz infection female!
by Golove November 6, 2019
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jizz

I jizz a lot.
by otock April 2, 2023
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air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you begin to jizz air because you run out of cum.
I jerked it so many times I had an air jizz
by Small dick chase April 23, 2020
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Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020
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The Jizz Twister

(got to have a girl with multiple tattoos)

Just before you cum, the girl shouts which tattoo she wants you to jizz on and you got to aim it and correctly spray onto the tattoo.
"I was banging my girlfriend last night and she told me to aim for the clock, so I did and we Achieved the jizz twister"
by JizzMazter3000 June 24, 2021
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yogurt jizz

When you open a container of yogurt and the liquid part shoots anywhere on anyones person.
That yogurt jizz just got all over her face. I better get her cleaned up.
by Sippysaywhat August 23, 2016
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Jizz lids

Seductive or sensual face or eyes, aka bedroom eyes
She’s so sexy, just look at those jizz lids
by Bobahotep September 6, 2019
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