December 11

Ignore your best friend day

Me:“Its December 11th" my best friend: “so..?”
Me:”...”

by anonymous December 11, 2020

November 11

Today is the day you hug every boy in your class and they can’t stop you!!!!!!!!!

Hug everybody!!!!!!!!! Hug means put both of your arms around them!!!!!!!!

Girl walk into class
Hugs everybody. Even her crush
What was that
It is November 11

by Foodisthebest November 8, 2019

3/11 indian

The fucktarded Indian drivers you see as ubers and while your driving

Dave:The Uber I ordered was a 3/11 Indian, and he smelled like a cum dumpster

Tristan:those are the guys you see now adays. Every tim Hortons and pizza pizza you go to has 5/11 Indians.

by U$a1n b01t April 10, 2025

May 11

Slap any one with the letter S in there name or ask your crush out for Valentine’s Day

Ask your crush for a hug on may 11

by Babii_itsmeh.! January 28, 2022

October 11

National Send Nut Vids with Sound day. You have to send nut vids to anyone who likes them

Boy: Would you like a nut vid?
Girl: I’m not sure.
Boy: It’s October 11
Girl:Ok, sure!!

by Ben_Armato October 11, 2023

September 11

When the best guy in the world changed america forever

Whats your favourite day?
Definetely september 11th!

by Nick hater💣💣🧨💥✈️🏢🏢🔥🔥👳🏻‍♂️ August 8, 2023

The Naughty 9/11

A sexual act where one person kneels on the floor and the other male partner, whilst fully erect, takes a long run up and jumps at the kneeling partner, attempting to insert their penis into the person’s mouth with maximum force. Both partners should be covered in flour for added authenticity. The running partner is welcome to add airplane noises and phrases in Arabic for additional fun.

Me and my boyfriend tried The Naughty 9/11 last night, and the clean up of our apartment could take months.

by The Great Waffle Stomp June 8, 2024