I like your shirt

Way of saying I love you well also being subtle

Crush: OK I gotta head out
You: all right, by the way, I like your shirt.

by Coplobber April 2, 2024

What am I supposed to do with you

An endearing sentence, used when you might not be able to keep the conversation going? I’d like to say it’s when you love someone so much you don’t know what to do with it.

“What am I supposed to do with you, love?”

by arcticgoose🦎 April 2, 2024

I love it in my butt

It feels good when its in my butt and I love the feeling when it finishes.

I love it in my butt

by Widsowman April 4, 2024

The S H I T S

Diarrhea or explosive diarrhea so bad to the point where you have to take of all your clothes.
What happened so me this morning.

Eww why does it smell to bad in this bathroom?
Oh yeah it smells like ass because Jonathan had The S H I T S.
💀

by Paxso-Africano April 4, 2024

if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

How can I not relate

Well, for starters, one of use created A.I. and the other did not.

Hym "How can I not relate? Let see... You're addressing one of us and not the other.... One of us created A.I. and the other has not... One of us can fuck retards at work and get away with it and the other can not... My dick is bigger..."

by Hym Iam April 5, 2024

I was in the wrong gear

This is when you are trying to be hectic doing the Bondi Run, but realised your mate is actually the Bondi King now and you can't keep up, so after taking 2 minutes to make up and excuse with awkward silence, you use the excuse "I was in the wrong gear"

Oh that's right, I was in the wrong gear.

by DirtyDobz April 7, 2024