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National throw your table day

On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00
Tom:I’m gonna throw a table

Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class

Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today

Teacher:oh shit here we go again
by Appledotm June 8, 2022
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Your Mom

She is the ugliest person on Earth. If you have “Your Mom” as a mom you should run away
“Your mom” is your mom
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your mom

Your mom is a concoction of 'y' 'o' 'u' 'r' 'm' 'o' 'm' and it is hilarious to use in day to day conversations with your siblings.

Example:

Joe- You are a fat, horrible person.
Lauren- Don't care + Didn't ask
Joe- Shut up you neek (geek+ nerd)
Lauren- Your mom is a neek

Everybody else in class- OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET ROASTED
2.
Carson- You wear tank tops all the time Chloe
Chloe- Your mom wears tank tops all the time
Carson runs away crying to his mommy and snitching to mother

3.
Taylor- Do you know a mirror cuz that is who you talk to everyday. HAHA
Taaylor- Does your mom know a mirror since that is her only friend.
Taylor- Really? How do you know?
Taalor-Because your mom told me.
Taylor- One more word about my mom and you are dead.
Taaylor- Can you ask your mother something?
Taylor- Why?
Taaylor- because I left my toothbrush there.
Taylor- Where are you?
Taaylor- At your mom's house.

***SILENCE***
by DejiOlatunji June 10, 2022
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