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Cut Your Meat

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."
by baddabel June 10, 2018
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Losing your Pink Ribbon

When a straight dude sleeps beside a gay guy and nothing happens besides sleep the whole night.
"Tell me about Losing your Pink Ribbon again."
"I lost my Pink Ribbon to Steve last night"
"The gay dude. No sex? You sure?"
"Yep, just sleep... maybe some spooning."
by specialbreh June 10, 2018
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Square Root Your Life

a popular term in Mr. Kehr the physics teacher's class meaning essentially, to square root something
After you find (the number), all you need to do is square root your life.
by aquarianspacecat June 11, 2018
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August 8th - National show your butthole day

On August 8th, you must show you butthole to anyone who reminds you of this day, or you can show someone you butthole yourself without any repercussions
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August 8th - National show your butthole day

Hey Hannah, today August 8th!

Yeah and?,

It's National show your butthole day, let's see your star fish

Fuuuuuuuck fine but no pictures!
by Anon2! :) August 8, 2022
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Dont Do It To Your Life

Those That Dont Think About The Actions Of Their Behavior And The Affects It Can Have On Their Life... Word Owner - GwensChild
You Putting Your Nose In Others Business Is Going To Get You In Trouble... Dont Do It To Your Life
by anonymous August 8, 2022
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Your mom

Your mom
by SirSaladBar August 8, 2022
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Jerky in your turkey

Yk what I mean
Andrew do you put jerky in your turkey?
by Jerkyturkeyman August 9, 2022
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