When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.
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Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
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When your homie whips out a good snack, or when you see something freaky.
When your homie whips out a good snack, or when you see something freaky.
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Get the If you do not bring up being in your life, I am killing you mug.A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
Get the If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas mug.The master of all "bellends" or more frequently used "nob heads".
Origininted from the British slang word "jeb"
Origininted from the British slang word "jeb"
Mum : you seen that big bugger over there?. Hes an absolute Jeb-I master.
Daughter: what's a Jeb-I mum
Mum: your father
Daughter: what's a Jeb-I mum
Mum: your father
by GooniesNEVER_D13 October 9, 2022
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