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Posts we do not see.
Always remember…
I love u for eternity…

Smiles we do not see.
Always remember…
You have a million waiting from me…

A touch we do not feel.
Always remember…
One day all of the dreams will be real!!!

I love you…
Always!!!

by a dream and 💔 March 7, 2024

i kanye

I Kanye means 'I cannot'.
It can be used as I Kanye even (I cannot even)

or
I Kanye not (double negative)

everyone's tweet at 11:59 on new years eve: I'm going to go for a run everyday. I will not take no as an answer. It could be hailing outside and I WILL GO FOR A RUN. #newyears #resolution #health #willpower
DAY 3: it is too cold. I just... I Kanye.

OR

person1: DUDE!!!! YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?!?!?
person2: nah, I Kanye even.

by PainGenade January 20, 2016

I blame the Indians

It’s not your fault if you blame the Indians let me explain if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus A lot of people in the Americas wouldn’t be alive so if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus you wouldn’t be alive making you not mess up

Person one: why do you do that
Person two: I blame the Indians!

by I blame the Indians February 23, 2022

I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica

I'M LOSING IT. I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT. LIFE IS RUINED. THERES NOTHING LEFT IN THIS HORRIBLE WORLD. I'M FUCKING ENDING IT BY TOMMOROW.

WHY WAS I BORN
I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica

by ABANDONHOPE. May 15, 2024

I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.

“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

SMD while I SMH

SMD while I SMH literally means, suck my dick while I shake my head. It's a word that describes your utter disappointment for blatantly disrespectful dick riders.

Dumbo: "Shut up dork"
thatboytweaking100%: "I thought you had something better to say. SMD while I SMH"

by thatboytweaking100% December 31, 2021

I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

by kingofspin March 12, 2020