Shit's Straight Bonkers

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.

After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"

Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"

by Jay Reign January 22, 2023

Shitted

shockingly fucked up

you look absolutely shitted bro

by TB1275 January 23, 2023

(en)shit

To commence a self-sabotage process on ones own product, usually as a result of panic. A derivative of enshitification.

When Google learned about ChatGTP, they (en)shit themselves.

by tribey77 January 23, 2023

Wack Ass Shit

Best used in example

"You hear about Jimmy? He lost his balls while chainsaw juggling with his pet monkey Bingleston III"
"Wack ass shit"

by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 26, 2023

Aidan Shit

When you’re super super late for something, and have to take a shit, but have zero time to wipe your ass, so you pull up you pants without wiping.

Damn man! I gotta take an Aidan Shit! I’m so fucking late!

by tfox64 January 28, 2023

Kum shit

when your bf kums in the backdoor and you put your fingers in it to smell it.

pat got the kum shits

by M eanes January 29, 2023

Hood Level Shit

A word randomly discovered by Md. Moinuddin, which is now a slang mainly used to describe the notorious aspects of life and its surroundings. Often used to describe anyone or anything which can be deemed of poor quality.

“Riazad Azim is a hood level shit journalist”

“That food lion is in a hood level shit area”

by Pranjol January 29, 2023