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by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023

You come for a scrap eh?

“You come for a scrap eh?!” - A term used by North Yorkshire men such Captain Grimm who aren’t actually up for a fight, they just say it to cover up their crippling social anxiety.

“Oi mate I stamped on yer whippersnapper last night, it went all pop and sh*t innit.”
“Oi you come for a scrap eh?”

by Tread6666 March 23, 2021

You can't live in peace with the people who murdered your children

Which is why the Palestinians are going to do... What, exactly? You've killed Hamas... And the rest of the Palestinians are supposed to do what? Live in peace with the Jews? You just said that they can't do that. You've murdered their children. And have sniped several of them on several occasions BEFORE Oct 7th... So... What happens after you kill Hamas?

Hym "So... If you can't live in peace with the people who murdered your children... What are the Palestinians supposed to do after you've killed Hamas? Not live in peace with the people who killed their kids, I guess. That can't be done. It's impossible for them to do that. I guess they'll just have to... I don't know... Rape and murder your kids again, except... Like, later. I mean... You have literally left them no other option! The thing that would be convenient for you is theoretically impossible, to you. Or is it that YOU can't love in peace with the people who murdered your kids but the Palestinians CAN do that, or.... Like, what? It's impossible for THE JEWS to live in peace with people who murder their kids but everyone else HAS TO do it... Non-Jews HAVE to live in peace with the people who murdered their kids or the Jews are allowed to murder THIER kids indiscriminately. Ok... That makes sense... That seems fair for everyone!"

by Hym Iam November 21, 2023

March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day

March 8th is the official National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day.

Whoa dude, it's March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day, which means my girlfriend is gonna dominate me tonight!

by Anonymous User 835842109 March 08, 2024

You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.

Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.

by Leader of the idiot parade January 30, 2024

do you get it

Used to prompt acknowledgement from your listener towards the severity of what you are telling them.

Dan: and then Ryan started talking shit raising his voice. I’m not a mug do you get it so I had to run up on him.

Jason: madting

by RealestOne October 20, 2019

Wild’n you up

Is when some starts to scream on you in a way that insulting. It can sometime be a roasting session or a situation where a person is completely assinating your character.

Damn, bro what’d you do? Ya baby mom was wild’n you up lastnight.

Yea she violated.

Yo, why you wild’n me up right now? I’m in front of my friends, ma! You are embarrassing me.

You better cut it the f*%# out before I start wild’n you up out here.

by GemShae October 03, 2022