fart instead of shitting

"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead shitting

"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead of shitting.

by balubhog March 28, 2025

The Purple Shit

Found in 2k21. Only the real know you hurd

Did you see the purple shit?

The purple shit was chasing me around.

The purple shit keeps me out at night.

That purple shot is crazy

by Johnweinersnitchel January 6, 2022

Shit

Abbreviation for Sub-Humanoid Impune Troll
Definition: a nasty type of person who values toxic social traits while claiming that they are being oppressed by not being allowed to oppress others

Social media got the shits when Greta Thunberg knocked Andrew Tate out on Twitter

by FamousUsurperofPower January 2, 2023

Shit

When you poop.

“Oh shit I pooped and the bathroom broke”
“Yeah we saw it in the downstairs floor”

by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020

Sweep n Shit

the act of having a broomstick shoved up your ass.

“Hey man, how was that Sweep n Shit last night?”
“That shit kinda hurt”

by Gimme that Sweep n Shit January 22, 2019

Smearing my shit

The action to “spread your own shit on a wall” step 1: take a big fat stinky shit on the wall
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink

Person 1: Yoo is pumping easy?
Person 2: idk I’m smearing my shit on the wall

by Pissiepiss October 28, 2022

noodly shit

A pasta dish made of various noodles, coated in a bland sauce of unknown origin.

May or may not contain other bits of sundry vegetables, cheese or mystery meat.

Best served drizzled with a tomato coulis (ketchup/catsup/tomato sauce)

A staple in many homes it can be made from scratch, or a commercial mix. See hamburger helper

I would just love me some of that noodly shit for dinner!

by Aqua~mom May 24, 2017