your mom

A milf with big ass tities. Your mom likes raw dogged and in fact up the ass. She gives me a cookie after I'm done with her. And by cookie I mean pussy.

I fucked your mom last night

by xb idc wdicgvw July 18, 2021

Your Mom

Probably a nice lady in real life, but used as the butt of jokes for whenever the opportunity comes up, and sometimes when an immature person who doesn't know how to use a "Your Mom" joke just feels like it.

Dad: Who called?
Me: Your mom.

by mister83e February 4, 2015

Your Mum

A term used to answer/retaliate to any question or insult thrown at you.

Do you think Gordon Brown is a good enough leader for Britain?

...your mum.

I swear you are as ugly as you are fat.

...your mum.

by I dont know who killed him. November 3, 2009

your mom

a very cheering up joke used whereever

"ay what you do in science class yesterday?"

"your mom"

"*sighs*"

by your mom for reals November 4, 2009

your mom

its what Jay does every morning

Jay did your mom in the morning

by ur granma March 13, 2010

Your mom

A word used when you have absolutely nothing else to say, don't want to answer a question, or are bored and want to say something that will make people think you are wierd, even if it makes no sense whatsoever.

Dude: Hey whatcha watchin?
Other Dude: Your mom.
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Kilrory: Man my computer is so slow!
Me: Your mom's so slow.
Kilrory: Shut up Michi.
Me: Your mom needs to shut up.

by ElizabethXDisaster June 7, 2009

is that your phone?

When someone is sitting on a guy's lap or dancing on him, but he gets hard but they mistake it for a mobile device.

"is that your phone?"
"no I just have a boner rn"

by Alrxi November 2, 2021