I'm Petting My Dog

Specifically when a male masturbates or strokes his erect genitalia and would like someone to know it. Used mainly for describing to a significant other over phone calls or public that you are/have masturbating. The reason you would use this term and not just outright say it would be due to things like: They're parents are in the room, you're in a public place, they have you on phone speaker, etc.

"Hey,"
"Hey!"
"Am I on speaker?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh I'm just calling to let you know I'm petting my dog.."
"Oh..."
*Takes off speaker*

by HipstaSquirrel February 20, 2016

Oh, I'm such a happy Chewbacca!

Overcome with joy / laughter. When one can hardly finish a sentence because they are overcome with such an intense instance of said joy / laughter.

"Like I said-ahahahahah-AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA-0000HHHHH-no, really-AAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-OOOOOHHHHHH-WOOOO- Oh, I'm such a happy Chewbacca!

by CreativeBeard May 22, 2016

I'm Da Joker Baby

A classic line from the one and only joker
Specifically from a weird play

"Why are you so crazy?"
"I'm da joker baby!"

by CBT_Rogue September 27, 2020

Nah, I'm Just Beau

"Nah, I'm just Beau" is exactly what you say when you survive some sort of legendary feat 99.9% guaranteed to be the cause of your death. Originated from a particular unsung Florida Man, this phrase is general statement for anything involving crackhead activities.

"Charlie, I can't believe you got away with smacking our hot principal's ass!"

"Nah, I'm just Beau"

by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole October 21, 2019

i'm a put you to bed

when u are gonna sex them so good u make them go to sleep

J.Holiday's song i'm a put you to bed

guy: hey gurl i can put u to bed!!
gurl: yea well see if your that good....

by carol aka buckii October 30, 2007

I'm Rick James...Bitch!

First stated on the Dave Chapelle show On COMEDY Central. The act of Being able to do any thing at any time or Place. Any easy Excuse!

<wiping muddy boots on a White couch> Your excuse...I'm Rick James...BITCH!!

by Sarah December 22, 2004

I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.

Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

by Ditno September 26, 2011