Person who prefers Windows XP/Vista/7/8/8.1: Why can't I just have a Luna/Aero/Metro theme?
Microsoft: bUt WINdowS 10! FlAT! sogGY PaperR TheME!
Microsoft: bUt WINdowS 10! FlAT! sogGY PaperR TheME!
by LongTailCat3 February 21, 2021
The act of a gentleman duffing his spunk upon the belly of his consenting partner and then proceeding to vigorously wipe it off using his penis with window wiping type strokes.
by Wipey McWindow May 29, 2020
When Windows starts being annoying and does something stupid like fucking disabling the Windows key or something like that or by disabling the Volume or Brightness slider for some reason.
This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.
This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.
This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.
This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.
by zpowers August 02, 2024
When someone uses a garbage operating system for so long that they get used to its crap factor and consider it good.
Guy: I'll never upgrade to Windows 11, Windows 10 is way better!
Doctor: You seem to be under the influence of the Windows 10 Effect, Windows 11 is the same shit. I'd recommend switching to Linux or macOS for a change.
Doctor: You seem to be under the influence of the Windows 10 Effect, Windows 11 is the same shit. I'd recommend switching to Linux or macOS for a change.
by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 11, 2025
by cheeky mars October 01, 2016
The worst piece of shit to exist it only works for two hours thats it then it crashes or doesn't load.
(randomguy27) YO MY WINDOWS XP JUST CRASH AND I CAN'T RESTART IT
(okok) Bro you've been using that computer for 5 years it is a useless piece of shit.
(okok) Bro you've been using that computer for 5 years it is a useless piece of shit.
by RUNRUNRUNRUN March 11, 2021
The best operating-system in the history of mankind. If you still use it today, you're cool as f**k!
Peter: Which operating-system do you use?
William: I recently upgraded to Windows 10.
Peter: LOL, Pathetic! I still use Windows XP because I'm not a pussy like you. Instead, I'm drowning in it. Now grow some balls and downgrade to XP!
William: You're totally right! I'll do it right now!
William: I recently upgraded to Windows 10.
Peter: LOL, Pathetic! I still use Windows XP because I'm not a pussy like you. Instead, I'm drowning in it. Now grow some balls and downgrade to XP!
William: You're totally right! I'll do it right now!
by Big Brother is watching you! March 11, 2018