Refers to da delightful situation where ya go to visit one nice in-her-late-teens chick, and she happens to have her best friend --- another hot sweet-natured teenage damsel --- over for a visit, and so ya get TWO pretty girls to hold hands with.
I usually try to visit my cutie-pie lady-friends in the afternoon or evening, since that's often when they will have one or two other equally-delightful blinky-eyed chicks over to hang out, and so I get a two-for-one special --- TWO soft warm hands to clasp or press against my cheeks, and TWO sweet smiling faces beaming shyly at me.
by QuacksO September 23, 2018
Get the two-for-one specialmug. Similar to the 'danger wank' in its application, the 'Terminal Two Tug' is its Aeronautical counterpart.
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "bust one off" whilst sat in an airport bathroom after pulling the red emergency cord. The race is on to 'let the bubble see the pop' before security come investigating. Ejaculation must be reached before your Terminal Two Tug 'target' arrives to investigate. The greater the chances of being discovered going to town on oneself, or pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). Saying originated in Swindon, UK after a spate of adventurous 'danger wanks' by one bar hostess became local legend.
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "bust one off" whilst sat in an airport bathroom after pulling the red emergency cord. The race is on to 'let the bubble see the pop' before security come investigating. Ejaculation must be reached before your Terminal Two Tug 'target' arrives to investigate. The greater the chances of being discovered going to town on oneself, or pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). Saying originated in Swindon, UK after a spate of adventurous 'danger wanks' by one bar hostess became local legend.
Danielle got bored of danger wanking and so she decided to take it 'on holiday' with the 'terminal two tug'. Animal.
by JoJo Ipperson. March 12, 2011
Get the Terminal Two Tugmug. Popular alcoholic shot known to be enjoyed by loose women made up of one part Jack, one part Jose and one part green apple schnapps.
by TS Regpark February 18, 2010
Get the Two Guys At Oncemug. when you are at a lunch table at school or another public place and there are other people around and you finger a girl underneath the table.
by jcs2386 June 11, 2010
Get the two- finger sandwichmug. A type of mythical creature in the science-fiction/fantasy world that exists in only two dimensions. Is incapable of seeing the third dimension. The most notable feature is that it is required to eat and excrete out of the same orfice. That is, if the digestive system had 2 openings, it would cut the organism in two.
A two-dimensional organism's mouth is also its anus.
Even an ameoba is not a two-dimensional organism.
Even an ameoba is not a two-dimensional organism.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood June 19, 2007
Get the two-dimensional organismmug. When we do make the beast with two backaches, our onomatopoeia is less "ooh" and "ahh" than "crack" and "help".
Credit Chris Onstad
Credit Chris Onstad
by OP8 Massive February 18, 2009
Get the Beast with two Backachesmug. A phrase to describe a mood or emotional condition that is partially lucky and partially unlucky. The name comes from the fact that four-leaf clovers are often associated with luck.
by PhilliesFan2010 May 19, 2010
Get the two-leaf clovermug.