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Dirty Turtle

A black and Tan with Guiness on top and Terrapin Rye Ale (Athens GA) on bottom. Also known as dirty Turds
Yo. Bar keep throw a dirty turtle my way. Dont let my glass be empty, or ill kill a baby.
Dirty Turtle by figpenagain March 20, 2009

Awkward Turtle 

A special hand signal made by placing one hand on top of the other and twiddling the thumbs to create the shape of a swimming Turtle. Used in awkward situations.
Person 1: Hey! I'm awesome!
Persons: ..........

*awkward turtle*
Person 1: lol.

Upside-Down Sea Turtle 

The sex position in which both you and your partner are hanging from the ceiling, while still doing the nasty.
"Hey dude ya know Luc?"

"Yeah"

"He totally did the Upside-Down Sea Turtle with that Thelma girl"

"Aww nice thats awesome!"

toss the turtle 

Hey man, I'll be right back. I gotta go toss the turtle.

mud-turtle 

girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.
Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?

A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.
mud-turtle by blacktony July 1, 2008

Squirming Turtle 

When a girl is giving you head in bed and you fart while trapping her under the duvet.
Girl "Bastard, you farted while I was under there"
Gay "Haha you were such a squirming turtle"
Squirming Turtle by aqwsde June 16, 2010